Of Cultured Suckers or Suckered?

Aahhh... A ya yaiii... Caramba! Mama Mia!
A few days back while i was minding my own bizz and snoring (and drooling...slurrrp!ptoooi!) away on a hot afternoon in the lounge area of my home, suddenly, jeng!jeng!jeng!... Mother Dearest rushed in, all out of breath, as if she was being chased by Mr.Speedy Gonzales himself! In my groggyNess... i looked up and said,"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?" ...yes i know,i have a gift of speech & eloquency... it's a natural trait mind you! And in her response, she rambled sumthin bout Italian men outside the gate ??????? Huh?????????? Now that reallyyyyyyy perked me up! Was she talkin bout the Domino's or Pizza Hut's delivery boys? Cause Mama! I gotta set you straight ... they may be Italiano Pizzaro, but the Italian men who founded dem Pizzas ,do not come with the order of one! I know I had ordered sum of em a few years back with Santa... is this some sort of a late-delivery-cause-mail-2-Santa-got-los- sumwer-in-the-South-Pole-wen-it's-actually-North-Pole?... So, like a curious cat, i stretched and moseyed my way outside to see wat da commotion is all about!
TRUE ENUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There were 2 Italian men in a car outside the gate. Mamma Mia! Not exactly wat i ordered, but i suppose,since that was a few years back, it explains them being older than wat i had requested for.... HA!HA!HA!
Finally... i got the story straight... Mr.Italianos, who are from Naples, are down here on business. They sell handmade Italian art pieces. They are leaving the country that nite and had a few pieces left which they wanted to get rid of bcoz bringing them back to Italy would mean having to pay the taxes again.... and it just ain't worth it y'll. SIGH! I suppose my mail is stil lost sumwer there in South Pole! Or perhaps... it's a sign that i should behave this year or no presents from Santa Baby?
Incase anyone is interested, YES! between the sweet promises of love and visits to the South of Italy... we were suckered into buying the last few pieces of their Silver and Murano handmade art pieces... so... Errrrr... anyone interested in Italian Art pieces? For Sale? Name your price?